Prof. Mike: "One of the characters in my other game created a cheese golem."
Ryan: "Why a cheese golem?"
Prof. Mike: "Well, he had a lot of cheese, and figured it would be useful. It wasn't immune to weapons, so he could also use it as self-delivering hors d'eurves."
Ryan: "That's sick. What kind of cheese was it made out of?"
(A loud groan is heard.)