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Our Old Quote Sheet

We realized that part of the fun was the goofy memorable stuff we said in game, so we started keeping The Quote Sheet. I haven't been in a game worthy of updating it in ages, but I drag it from computer to computer, and I thought I'd share some of it.


The Infamous Quote Sheet

We're taking the gold. We'll come
back and chop you to bits later.
Roderick

I'm going to crawl towards my
sword.
Cleavus

I'm going for a walk.
Gideon

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Where does it say it's illegal to set the woods on fire?
Shadizar
In the Ranger's handbook.
Gem
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There's something weird here.
Ragnar

No one ever loots bodies anymore.
Sar

What I wouldn't give to be in hell
right now.
Berik

---
I'm not a psycho nut mage once you get to know me.
Markos Blacksteel
You are a crazy nut mage!!!!
Vesuvius
---
I'm going to spend quality time with
my child before I die.
Ariel

Do we want to trade for weapons
or brandy?
Sturvin

Show me an enemy!!!!
Flynn

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You want to go to Valhalla?
Galadriel
Not right now. But yes, eventually.
Magnus, cleric to thor
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Black Scabby Smoking Evil.
Eimaj

I'm out of my misery.
Quickening

Voodoo Monk Cockroach Shit.
What Delvar Did

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I'm dieing brilliantly on the floor.
Efrain
I was just getting warmed up.
Storm, from the floor
Fuck this, it's tuime to get up and kill something!!!.
Efrain, from the floor, under a
dead witch and a redheart warrior
---

Knowing is half the battle.
We've already half lost.
Can we go?
Jules

I wanna be in back!
Bane

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Intercepting or sharing?
The DM
There's plenty of minitaur to share.
Trilldar
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I love it in the middle of battle
covered with blood!
Jenesia

I'll take off my pinkie if you take off
your ears.
Matt, the barbarian



So I'm bleeding to death while the
keystone clerics are talking about a
crossbow?
Aramiss

---
Would you rather have black ichor coming
out of my leg, or me bleeding and dying?
Marcus
Bleeding and dying
Luthien and Bane
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Blood will attract monsters.
Quickening

We extract the finger.
Berik

I need my arm put back on, can you
do that now?
Trilldar
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We just ran from highland dragons, that's pretty weird.
Gideon
They faked us out cause they didn't flap their wings.
Veydra
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Lucifer tried to give me the finger.
Alec

So that's what my heart looks like.
Kram

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Somebody who'se got your blood can do nasty stuff to you.
Eimaj
Somebody who is wearing your scales
as armor...
The DM
Has already done nasty stuff to you.
Sturvin
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Tourniquet on a neck wound?
Oh yeah.
Orrick


Here's my ax.
Don't dent it.
Tearal

I have to kill my horse.
I can't kill my horse.
My horse would kill me if I try to kill it.
Alveron. Paladin

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You go through the glowing curtain?
The DM
Thats a trap.
Sar
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I drop Mr.Bow
Alec

I got a bag of rocks.
Exandian

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We could let him play with Tennos
Jennifer
Tennos would bite his ears off
Sar
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Lances are a cavalier's preferred
weapon, and I love them to death,
but...
Berik

I've got a horse, you've got a horse
and he likes to jog. Lets go.
Flynn

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There's a political situation involving one of your friends.
Temple messenager
What did Sturvin do?
Storm
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It can take souls, it's probably not
good.
Alfred


I guess being mayor of a ghost town
sucks no matter how evil you are.
Storm

Don't talk to me about black
smoking evil.
Marcus
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You are on alert, right?
Berik
Yes.
Guard
Good.
Berik
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