The Infamous Quote Sheet
We're taking the gold. We'll come
back and chop you to bits later.
I'm going to crawl towards my
I'm going for a walk.
Where does it say it's illegal to set the woods on fire?
In the Ranger's handbook.
There's something weird here.
No one ever loots bodies anymore.
What I wouldn't give to be in hell
I'm not a psycho nut mage once you get to know me.
You are a crazy nut mage!!!!
I'm going to spend quality time with
my child before I die.
Do we want to trade for weapons
Show me an enemy!!!!
You want to go to Valhalla?
Not right now. But yes, eventually.
Magnus, cleric to thor
Black Scabby Smoking Evil.
I'm out of my misery.
Voodoo Monk Cockroach Shit.
What Delvar Did
I'm dieing brilliantly on the floor.
I was just getting warmed up.
Storm, from the floor
Fuck this, it's tuime to get up and kill something!!!.
Efrain, from the floor, under a
dead witch and a redheart warrior
Knowing is half the battle.
We've already half lost.
Can we go?
I wanna be in back!
Intercepting or sharing?
There's plenty of minitaur to share.
I love it in the middle of battle
covered with blood!
I'll take off my pinkie if you take off
Matt, the barbarian
So I'm bleeding to death while the
keystone clerics are talking about a
Would you rather have black ichor coming
out of my leg, or me bleeding and dying?
Bleeding and dying
Luthien and Bane
Blood will attract monsters.
We extract the finger.
I need my arm put back on, can you
do that now?
We just ran from highland dragons, that's pretty weird.
They faked us out cause they didn't flap their wings.
Lucifer tried to give me the finger.
So that's what my heart looks like.
Somebody who'se got your blood can do nasty stuff to you.
Somebody who is wearing your scales
Has already done nasty stuff to you.
Tourniquet on a neck wound?
Here's my ax.
Don't dent it.
I have to kill my horse.
I can't kill my horse.
My horse would kill me if I try to kill it.
You go through the glowing curtain?
Thats a trap.
I drop Mr.Bow
I got a bag of rocks.
We could let him play with Tennos
Tennos would bite his ears off
Lances are a cavalier's preferred
weapon, and I love them to death,
I've got a horse, you've got a horse
and he likes to jog. Lets go.
There's a political situation involving one of your friends.
What did Sturvin do?
It can take souls, it's probably not
I guess being mayor of a ghost town
sucks no matter how evil you are.
Don't talk to me about black
You are on alert, right?