I hate tabletop because of my limited attention span, and have only been able to play a handful of successful WW LARP characters. Again, it has to entertain me.
I'm picky and easily distracted. If I'm not getting a hell of a lot out of the game, I don't attend.
I used to do quite a bit of online freeform on Undernet, but my pet RP channel went down and was never resurrected, and the others sucked the left one. So I quit.
Then I got into MUSHing. That lasted a month or two; I eventually got sick of the freaking power-tripping wizards and the shitty gamers. It wasn't worth slogging through the 12-year-old LORD nerds looking for TS and the ban-crazed SysOps looking to run you into the ground with their god characters just to get to the good roleplayers. And I recognize that they're out there...somewhere...I've just lost interest.
So. I'm on this list more because I was invited than anything else. If I do ever find another worthwhile RP game, maybe I'll be able to post something applicable here. In the mean time, I'll probably just pop in now and again to agree with inevitability.
I love Malkies, too.