My friend's friend's friend's mother (yeah, I know) is a minister who's going to perform a marriage for two DnD geeks this weekend. The mother asked her son who asked his friend who asked his friend who then asked me whether I knew any DnD jokes that the minister could tell at the wedding. Now, I'm not sure if they're supposed to be in-jokes or the kind that non-geeks can get, too. But in any case, I thought I'd enlist y'all's help.
So--got any good and appropriate ones? If so, please share. Thanks!